Archive for June 5th, 2008

His Name is Dexter, For he is Many

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

The noise outside the barn that wakes us up in the morning after our day's rest was Amelia, commander of the guard in Borat. Amelia breaks the stillness of the morning by calling out, 'Dexter! I know you're in there!' 'And I know you're out there', shouts back Dexter, behind the pulled slightly ajar barn […]

Good Hearing

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

'Make a listen check please.' <rolls a D20, adding his Listen skill modifier> '27.' 'Morning's coming...' 'Blimey, that was a good listen check.' '...and you hear a noise outside.' 'Hark, fellow adventurers, I think I hear the sun rising!'


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