Archive for September 8th, 2011

Slower Than a Mendicant

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

I never seem to learn. I see a hole, I poke my head through it. Even if the hole is in a tiny room behind a boarded-up door in a crypt beneath a church, I can't resist taking a look. And for my troubles an insect grub bites in to my eyeball, latching on to […]

Dog Fight

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

More dogs attack! The paladin charges in, slicing in to one of the dogs with his sword and cleaving with his mighty blow in to a second. The vicious hell dogs bite and tear at the paladin's legs, pulling him down to the ground. 'I'll just attack from prone, then', he sighs. 'Is being prone […]

I Can See Clearly Now The Darkvision's On

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Keen to continue where we left off, instead of pausing to consider every way initials could be carved in to a door, I take some indirect action. Standing over some dead tieflings in a crypt, I don't so much suggest that 'the paladin opens the door' in front of us but insinuate that's what he's […]


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