Someone Has To

We encounter some hags in a swamp. This can't go well for us, but let's see how much we can make it worse.

Duncan the harrier faces up to the large hag, and starts to use his increased movement to build up some defensive manoeuvres. But he pauses.

'I have all of these cool harrier abilities, letting me move freely around the battlefield and making me harder to hit when doing so, but I haven't done a full-round attack yet. Let's do that.'

Duncan stands toe-to-toe with the hag, swinging his scythe viciously backwards and forwards with impressive intent!

*swish*
*swish*

'Great. Now I'm standing next to a large, uninjured hag without my boosted armour class. Why do I listen to myself?'

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