Leave No Man Behind, Just the Cabin Boy

We have a ship! We also have a crew. This leads to squabbling over who should be captain, which takes most of the day.

Eventually, seeing the crew standing around in stunned disbelief, I simply shout out something that sounds captainy. 'Ready for sail!'

'Hey, who made you captain?'

'No one, but maybe you'd like to be first mate?'

'Okay. That makes Pasha the cabin boy.'

'That's not fair. I want to be Worf!'

'That works for me. Set sail, shipmates, and leave the wharf behind us!'

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