Archive for the 'Feng Shui' Category

Clueless

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

We face a dilemma like nothing we've encountered before. We have fought dragons, nearly thrown ourselves at gelatinous cubes, and almost killed each other several times, but now it is serious. The brains of our party are either sitting in the GM's chair or absent, how are we to make any progress! It may sound […]

Can You Be More Specific?

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

We have hijacked Adam West's Batmobile and Henry Rollins's Humvee and are chasing after a van driven by our arch-enemies The Foot, who have a kidnapped Kate Beckinsale with them. With deft driving of the Batmobile by Casey, some acrobatics in and out of the van by the turtles, and an unfortunate ditching of the […]

Hassling the Hoff

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are being thrown a lavish party in a Hollywood mansion, for some heroic deed or other. There are celebrities everywhere, enjoying the caviar pizza and making themselves noticed. It all looks like a typical party until a shout of 'get them!', whereupon the servants all shed their uniforms and whip […]