Archive for May, 2018

Plus They Live by the Sea

Thursday, May 10th, 2018

We are trying to find food after being shipwrecked. On encountering a village by the coast, we enquire as to what they have on offer. Not much, it seems. 'Only fish? Are you getting enough vitamin C?' 'Vitamin what?' 'C.' 'Vitamin what?' 'C.' 'Vitamin what?' 'I really can't believe that you have no concept of […]

Must Be a Halfling Thing

Thursday, May 3rd, 2018

We meet a tradesperson on the road. 'Good day, what are you selling?' 'I trade in dyes!' 'Oh, that's a coincidence, as we deal in dies too. That's a peculiar conjugation though.'