Archive for the 'Iron Heroes' Category

Unnatural Environment

Thursday, May 28th, 2015

Gowan stands between us and the final jewel we need to open the main chamber. At least, it kinda looks a bit like Gowan, but he seems more dragony this time, with black scales all over his body and pupil-less eyes. He sounds just as much of a dick as usual, though. We have to […]

Metamorphosis

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

'From the other end of the room you see Gowan for the first time after he evaded you through the portal to this swamp, and he's changed since the last time you saw him.' 'Has he grown a moustache?' 'No, he's changed. He's out of his bone armour and in a smoking jacket and slippers.'

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

'Your lack of knowledge in arcana tells you that this rotting head of a black dragon has been lying here for a few weeks.' 'Our lack of knowledge tells us this? I should be ignorant in more subjects.'

Finally Seeing it From Our Perspective

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

'I was looking at my character sheet after levelling-up and thinking 'what have I done now?!''

Someone Has To

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

We encounter some hags in a swamp. This can't go well for us, but let's see how much we can make it worse. Duncan the harrier faces up to the large hag, and starts to use his increased movement to build up some defensive manoeuvres. But he pauses. 'I have all of these cool harrier […]

Rolling Intensifies

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

'This is the part of the adventure where you guys really need to focus on making some saving throws.' 'And by 'focus on', you mean 'roll a D20 as usual'?' 'Yes. But really focus on it.'

Finding the Lay of the Land

Tuesday, December 16th, 2014

We find out that the dragon head snatched from us through a portal was taken to a place called Viper Swamp. We are vaguely familiar with it as a location, being about a day's travel away, but know little about it itself. Duncan does some research when we get back to town, and comes back […]

Falling Without Style

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

'Ulagor gives you a crash course on the controls of the glider.' 'Sounds great, but can he give us a different kind of course?' We manage to get the glider launched, which isn't too difficult, seeing as how we just pushed it off the side of a five-hundred foot high mountain. Keeping it flying is […]

Dumb Question of the Week

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

'I presume none of your characters has flown a glider before?'

It Comes Fully Equipped with a Papoose

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

Only the head of the dragon is all that remains after some weird immortality pact went a bit awry. I wasn't really paying attention. I should have been, because something to do with the One Hundred was keeping the magical onyx mountain upright, and now that we've slaughtered them all it is becoming unstable. The […]


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