Archive for the 'Dungeons & Dragons' Category

But Recovered Nonetheless

Thursday, October 24th, 2019

In our continued wanderings through the Underdark, Pigeonhole has been afflicted by spores. Those are never good. I have a plan, though, and it is amazing. I want to cast Blight and kill all plant life on Pigeonhole, with only a tiny bit of collateral damage to the host. Pigeonhole is not entirely convinced of […]

Well Volunteered

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

The Modron army leads us onwards, until we find the device that they were after. It's a demon-neutralising device, or something like that, and it just so happens that various demon lords are wandering around the Underdark at the moment, and one is with the device in the cavern ahead. It's convenient, but still not […]

Imaginations Working Overtime

Monday, September 23rd, 2019

We've found an Instant Fortress, somewhat guarded by some undead beasties, but now it's ours and it's a good place to rest. Things get a little awkward, however, when the Modron army, found thanks to the Modron we rescued from the Beholder, ask if they can join us. 'Will they all fit?' 'It's a little […]

It Took an Arrow to the Cloaca

Thursday, September 12th, 2019

The Beholder is proving curiously difficult to engage in its lair, as if it has some kind of advantage from having constructed everything to fit its strengths. We can't get close to it, at least not safely, and if its not safe then we are in full view of all of its eyes. Even so, […]

It Doesn't Even Need a Called Shot

Thursday, September 5th, 2019

We find the Beholder in its lair, but doesn't take too kindly to our asking to have one of its eyes. As we find ourselves rather at a disadvantage, we have to adjust our tactics, resulting in Krunch pulling out a Longbow that no one knew he had. 'This doesn't get much use, but here […]

Barbarian versus Rogue

Thursday, September 5th, 2019

Krunch the Barbarian thinks he has gone as far with his barbarianism as he can, and chooses to train more as a Rogue from now on. He's quite excited by the opportunities this will allow. 'I can be stealthy now, if I want to be.' Pigeonhole, our actual Rogue, is happy to offer some advice. […]

And I Shall Cast Fireball with my Eyes Closed

Thursday, August 1st, 2019

'Which one shall I attack?' 'It's not a difficult choice, you only have two targets.' 'Three.' 'Two. That's me, and you know it.' 'I'm doing a Reckless Attack.' 'Okay, three'.

How About a Potion of Self-confidence Next?

Thursday, July 25th, 2019

'I quaff a potion of Heroism! '...not that I need it, you understand.'

I Still Don't Feel Safe

Thursday, June 20th, 2019

'I'll move back and eady an action to attack the first thing that I can see in range.' 'Hey, woah, hold up!' 'Ah, yes, you're all in front of me. The first troglodyte that comes in to range.'

That's Why It's an Insult

Thursday, May 16th, 2019

'Oh ye of little faith.' 'But I'm a cleric!'