Archive for June, 2018

A Poopy Solution

Monday, June 25th, 2018

We find a young girl in the sewer, who we learn has been separated from her mother. Quite what her mum was doing down here with her daughter we can't say, and we don't know where she is anyway. The girl is from the town which is two days' away from the exit, and we […]

Technically Not a Lie

Thursday, June 7th, 2018

We're in the sewers, feeling at home. A little girl is rather more desperate to get out of here, though, which has something to do with a sewer monster somewhere around here. 'You will protect me, won't you? You won't let the creature eat me like it did Timmy, will you?' 'I won't let it, […]

Same as it Ever Was

Friday, June 1st, 2018

'Hail, travellers! What are you doing here? I thought the mayor had closed the town.' 'Oh, he has. We sneaked in.' 'Well, I hope you know what you're doing.' 'Ha ha ha, nope!'