Archive for September, 2017

Let's Try it Again, With Less Deaths

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

The Troubleshooters still need to fix the problem of the corridor painted the wrong colour. One plan involved burning the paint off the walls, by starting an electrical fire. This was achieved by attaching wires from their heated socks to the wall and plugging them in to a mains socket, although 'achieved' is the wrong […]

At Least, Let's Hope So

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

'If I just had a bigger bomb, I could detonate it to kill all the Infrared citizens, and there wouldn't be any left that need to use this corridor.' 'You don't have a bigger bomb, though.' 'No. Okay, I have a be— another plan.' 'You can say 'better'. That's definitely the right word here.'

I Hope it Doesn't Make Your Teeth White, Troubleshooter

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

The Troubleshooters have a mission to get a corridor mistakenly painted white back to its original colour. This is proving trickier than expected, for various reasons that are beyond their security clearance. 'Maybe we can scrape the paint off the walls? We don't have many tools, but I do have a toothbrush. I'll use that!' […]


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