Archive for August 7th, 2014

I'll Touch Myself

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Our connection goes somewhat awry. For a start, our contact identifies me, a gnome, to be his contact, a human. He gets shifty, we remain clueless. Of course, us being the greatest detectives in the realm, we spook him. The gnome flees, hitting the first-floor balcony and starting to scrabble up the side of the […]

Either Way, I'm Insulted

Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Heading in to the depository to meet a contact and collect a case, we are told that inside there is a 'very ugly gnome indeed'. 'That's okay', says Thrak, our dwarf barbarian, 'we're used to dealing with ugly gnomes.' Thrak looks my way, me being a gnome. '...not mentioning any names.' 'What is my name?' […]


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