Archive for May, 2016

An Excellent Plan, With Just a Couple of Drawbacks

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

We manage to sneak somewhere we're not supposed to be. Good work, fellow investigators! Now we just need to get past a guard, to continue our investigations. But how? Maso has an idea. 'Why don't we fill the basement full of tear gas, and...' 'Because we're in the basement', I say. 'Without gas masks', adds […]

Can You Repeat That?

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

'Oh yeah! I crush the Sneak skill check! I move like the wind! ...what was the other check?' 'Listen.' 'I fail.' 'You don't say.'

I Didn't Think They Skipped the Second Floor

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

'You walk in to the hospital. It is a normal, relatively busy hospital, and as you noticed from the outside it has three floors; the ground floor, and two floors above that.' 'Yes, I am familiar with how buildings work.'

Ask Not Who Wears the Crown

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

We discuss plans for getting in to the dig site. Naturally, the question gets asked: what would Indiana Jones do? 'He'd maybe fill Rome with man-eating ants.' 'But who would play the ridiculous monkey king?' '...why do you do this to yourself?'