Kilgore's Tip of the Day #1
When preparing to attack some miners by surprise, use a heavy pick, regardless of your proficiencies. That way, if you charge in and critically miss your opponent, instead hitting the rock face about three feet away, you can pretend that you are mining with enthusiasm.
The illusion is somewhat lessened when this is done with a spiked chain.
6th July 2006 at 2.29 pm
I'm sure my chorus of "Hi ho, hi ho" would have convinced them the spiked chain was a natural mining implement, had I not critically failed the Bluff roll too...