Is That a Rifle in Your Luggage?
We're heading to Scotland. Knowing the kind of investigations we get involved with, there is discussion about whether to the take the assault rifles brought back from the future with us. Taking any kind of weapon on a transatlantic liner to another country may be frowned upon, but rather deadly looking and quite unfamiliar weapons surely wouldn't be wise.
The following day comes and we head to board the Atlantic liner Ceres. 'Are you trying to smuggle the assault rifles through customs?', we are asked.
There is some murmuring between us, wondering if one of us actually tried, one way or another, and pondering if it would be worth the risk. 'Can I just point out', I say, 'that this is a trick question?' Turning to the GM, I add 'The answer, Mr customs officer, is 'no''.