That's Why It's an Insult

Thursday, May 16th, 2019

'Oh ye of little faith.' 'But I'm a cleric!'

Catch the Breeze

Thursday, May 9th, 2019

We're in the Underdark, on a foldable ship, with the Demogorgan roaring in the distance but getting closer. We may need a burst of speed soon. Muffin has an idea about that. 'I'm going to go to the back of the boat, and face out from the back of the boat as best as possible.' […]

Here's the Thing...

Thursday, January 10th, 2019

The party splits up, heading in two directions to two different cities, desperate to not just be sent right back in to the Underdark just because someone thinks it would be a dramatic turn. But, of course, this has been considered. A crow lands on a post ahead of the two of us who chose […]

An Otherwise Good Idea

Thursday, December 20th, 2018

A Ray of Sickness hits our Cleric. It hits quite hard. Somewhat critically, in fact. 'Can I use Thunderclap in retaliation?' 'No, because you have to be within 5' to use the ability. And because you're unconscious.'

They'll Know What it Means

Thursday, October 11th, 2018

After the rockfall, we appear to be trapped. Exploring this way and that finds slimes and what-not, but no exit, beyond water beginning to pour through a widening crack in the rock ceiling at one dead end. But in one direction is an area of worked rock, with rooms up a staircase. The only problem, […]

There Was Time for a Ritual

Thursday, October 4th, 2018

'As you move down the corridor, a strange sensation comes over you, and you realise that the very ground you are walking on is starting to tremble. The tremble turns to shaking, a mighty rumbling comes from every direction, and you realise that the whole corridor is starting to collapse around you! Small rocks fall […]


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