Grease is the Word

Thursday, January 30th, 2020

Our stealthy facade has been dropped in the wizards' tower, thanks to various traps and monsters that we have encountered. We're still trying not to be seen, but it's tricky when you can actually be seen, and there are people around. And a stone golem, in the form of a giant spider thumping around in […]

Someone's Been Naughty

Thursday, December 19th, 2019

After a seasonal encounter, we get to loot Father Christmas's sack, with random rolls on the wondrous items table. Reaching in to the sack, I am excited to find, 'Ooh, a +3 Quarterstaff!' Pigeonhole gets second pick, and pulls out, 'Ooh, a Robe of Scintillating Colours!' Krunch's expectations are high, when he pulls out, 'uhh, […]

How to Get a Blank Stare From Your GM

Thursday, December 19th, 2019

'Do you want to move your swarm of bats?' 'Sure.' They get moved. 'Hold on, if you move them there, you have to deal with the Wall of Thorns.' '...they can just fly over it.'

But Recovered Nonetheless

Thursday, October 24th, 2019

In our continued wanderings through the Underdark, Pigeonhole has been afflicted by spores. Those are never good. I have a plan, though, and it is amazing. I want to cast Blight and kill all plant life on Pigeonhole, with only a tiny bit of collateral damage to the host. Pigeonhole is not entirely convinced of […]

It Took an Arrow to the Cloaca

Thursday, September 12th, 2019

The Beholder is proving curiously difficult to engage in its lair, as if it has some kind of advantage from having constructed everything to fit its strengths. We can't get close to it, at least not safely, and if its not safe then we are in full view of all of its eyes. Even so, […]

Barbarian versus Rogue

Thursday, September 5th, 2019

Krunch the Barbarian thinks he has gone as far with his barbarianism as he can, and chooses to train more as a Rogue from now on. He's quite excited by the opportunities this will allow. 'I can be stealthy now, if I want to be.' Pigeonhole, our actual Rogue, is happy to offer some advice. […]