Maybe Leave Your Axe Behind

The orcs who overran the dwarf outpost have been defeated, along with their wyvern, which was killed single-handedly by little gnome illusionist me. I'm still waiting for my medal. Searching the outpost finds the dwarf bodies tossed unceremoniously in to a heap in the snow.

'I'll check to see that they're all dead.'

'...'

'That came out wrong, didn't it? I'll check to see if any are still alive.'

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