Archive for July, 2011

Take Your Best Shot

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

There's another purple shrieker ahead of us. The giant mushroom gets its name from the shrill noise it emits when it detects movement nearby. I have no idea what evolutionary purpose this serves, but if it shrieks the Hellknights looking for us will have a good idea which direction we're moving in. We can't move […]

If You Get My Drift

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

Our initial meeting with a government antagonist is going well, being fed and all. Of course, it can't last, and a young lad pounds on the door and, when our host Janiven lets him in, looks petrified as he tries to speak. 'They've got Ariel! Um, Aryel? Air... How do you pronounce that? Anyway, they've […]

How Do You Sex an Elf?

Thursday, July 7th, 2011

A new setting, a new adventure. Five of us have been separately summoned to meet with a woman about overthrowing the city's government, and we all meet for the first time in a derelict inn. A couple of us expected more than ourselves to be present, others are surprised not to be alone, but we […]


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