Bearded Devil

A creature that looks uncannily devilish appears to be trapped in a cell in the maze of corridors that is the Asmodean Knot. As it is the only living creature in a row of cells, and the only one we've encountered so far that can't attack us on first sight, we strike up a conversation. Skelra and I talk to it in infernal, pertty much confirming it is a devil, but we don't know exactly what it is, so we ask.

'I'm human. What are you?'

'Um, can you hand me the monster manual?'

'I, uh, I suppose so'.

'Right, I remember now. I'm a Barbazu.'

'Okay. And what's a Barbazu?'

'Cuts hair.'

'Thanks, Brennan.'

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