Archive for June 23rd, 2015

High Intelligence, Low Wisdom

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

We're managing to repel the bandits attacking the fort so far, preventing a breach from those trying to climb over the walls. As any bandits climbing their ladders are struck down, their ladders are pushed back off the wall to inconvenience them. Everyone gets stuck in, including our wizard. Pasha sees a ladder against the […]

Charm GM

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

We turn up at a newly erected outpost in time to help defend it from frontier bandits. Oh joy. We fortify a few places and get armed and armoured for the assault, as we see forty or so bandits approach from the east. The bandits' front line rushes towards us as we exchange volleys of […]

Let Them Eat Wolves

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2015

'When do you want cake?' 'Cake?! We shall feast on the bodies of our enemies!' 'We did that last week. We've got cake this week.' 'We did? We ate the bandits?' 'The wolves. But good job flipping from barbaric to squeamish within seconds.'