They're Squeezing?
Defeating the guards leaves us looting the battlefield. 'Is there any loot?'
'Chain shirts, spears, a heavy crossbow. And their 15 horses, of course.'
'I'll put them in my backpack.'
'...what are you putting in your backpack?'
'The horses.'
'I'm not going to allow that, because, first, you're not very strong, and second, you would need to compress 15 horses in to a small backpack.'
'I'm surprised that second point had to be relegated to be the second point on a list to disallow the carrying of 15 horses in a backpack.'