Accidental Feat

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

The advancing goblin horde gets close enough for their rank and file to start charging towards our defences. Davor takes this as his cue to transform! He quaffs a potion of enlarge potion and grows to be pretty big indeed. And still he tries to hide behind the barricade as the goblin archers continue to […]

Point Blank Shot

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

It's the day of reckoning. Abandoning all pretence that we are here to solve the murder of a young girl, we have fortified the village and are watching a goblin army advance. Wolf riders and dozens of goblins are coming right for us! We're barricaded and protected, but there are lots of the little buggers. […]

Lepherd

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

In our efforts to find out more about the goblins and protect the village we learn about some witches that live out in the woods. One local knows quite a bit about them, including that one crone is blind and has a leopard. Davor mishears this and is a little taken aback. 'She has a […]

One Man and His Phalanx

Tuesday, March 13th, 2012

Our little band of incompetence is joined by another adventurer. Well, I say joined, but it's more that he is driven in to the village in his own carriage. Great, a posh twerp on his gap year thinking that adventuring is all fun and games. 'Don't take it the wrong way, chaps. Mother and father […]

Tasteless Tongue of Half-orc

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

A goblin scouting party is spotted in the woods. We consider approaching them as a gesture of goodwill, as well as to see if we can get any information from them. 'Shall we go up to them?', asks Periwinkle. 'Shall we roll for initiative?', asks Davor, in his typical manner. 'Let's hog-tie the half-orc', Periwinkle […]

Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

We're in a bar, it is almost inevitable that we get in to a bar fight. Four drunken men are hassling the goblin waitress and Brock steps up to calm them down a bit. He's planning to calm them down with a head butt or two, but thanks to one of them pouring a beer […]

Seized or Stopped?

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

We travel by coach for two days north, to the village where the crime occurred. We get most of the way there before being ambushed by goblins, which is pretty good going, and even the ambush is pretty half-hearted. It seems that there is a fairly peaceful coexistence of goblins and humans, and that these […]

'Half' Orc

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Four mighty adventurers are brought together to solve the perilous case of the missing girl. Four mighty second-level adventurers. Periwinkle, gnome cavalier; Brock Ironfist, dwarf barbarian; Githsashit, gnome rogue; and Davor, half-orc barbarian/rogue. 'Half-orc and half-what, exactly? Half-goblin? Half-gnoll?' 'Human, you annoying little prick.' 'No, really. Half-kobold? I need to know.' 'Don't mock me. I'm […]