Gowan stands between us and the final jewel we need to open the main chamber. At least, it kinda looks a bit like Gowan, but he seems more dragony this time, with black scales all over his body and pupil-less eyes. He sounds just as much of a dick as usual, though. We have to […]
Archive for May, 2015
Skeletons! Thousands of them! Wait till you see the whites of their eye sockets, lads. Moving through the flooded building where we were guided to find the centre of the storm ravaging the city, we find a room of cells that makes us realise the building used to be a gaol. But what we thought […]
'From the other end of the room you see Gowan for the first time after he evaded you through the portal to this swamp, and he's changed since the last time you saw him.' 'Has he grown a moustache?' 'No, he's changed. He's out of his bone armour and in a smoking jacket and slippers.'
'Your lack of knowledge in arcana tells you that this rotting head of a black dragon has been lying here for a few weeks.' 'Our lack of knowledge tells us this? I should be ignorant in more subjects.'
'I was looking at my character sheet after levelling-up and thinking 'what have I done now?!''