Ophidian Friend

The next phobia is snakes. As the paladin and ranger walk in to the room vipers appear from holes in the wall and strike! A viper slithers towards the ranger's cat, warps itself around it, and...

'Vipers aren't constrictors', says Ganelon, 'they don't wrap themselves around anything'.

'Oh, undead you have no problem with, but the first sight of snakes and you're David Attenborough!' The first viper strikes at the cat and misses. The other six snakes all change course and charge the paladin, as he's such a snake expert.

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