Archive for the 'Dungeons & Dragons' Category

Barbarian versus Rogue

Thursday, September 5th, 2019

Krunch the Barbarian thinks he has gone as far with his barbarianism as he can, and chooses to train more as a Rogue from now on. He's quite excited by the opportunities this will allow. 'I can be stealthy now, if I want to be.' Pigeonhole, our actual Rogue, is happy to offer some advice. […]

And I Shall Cast Fireball with my Eyes Closed

Thursday, August 1st, 2019

'Which one shall I attack?' 'It's not a difficult choice, you only have two targets.' 'Three.' 'Two. That's me, and you know it.' 'I'm doing a Reckless Attack.' 'Okay, three'.

How About a Potion of Self-confidence Next?

Thursday, July 25th, 2019

'I quaff a potion of Heroism! '...not that I need it, you understand.'

I Still Don't Feel Safe

Thursday, June 20th, 2019

'I'll move back and eady an action to attack the first thing that I can see in range.' 'Hey, woah, hold up!' 'Ah, yes, you're all in front of me. The first troglodyte that comes in to range.'

That's Why It's an Insult

Thursday, May 16th, 2019

'Oh ye of little faith.' 'But I'm a cleric!'

I Set Fraz'Urb-luu Free

Thursday, May 9th, 2019

And all I got was this lousy Inspiration.

Catch the Breeze

Thursday, May 9th, 2019

We're in the Underdark, on a foldable ship, with the Demogorgan roaring in the distance but getting closer. We may need a burst of speed soon. Muffin has an idea about that. 'I'm going to go to the back of the boat, and face out from the back of the boat as best as possible.' […]

You Cannot Lie in the Zone of Truth

Thursday, April 11th, 2019

Something has been stolen from me, and I intend to find out who has it. My suspicions lie with our rogue, so I turn to him and 'I cast Zone of Truth!' 'You don't have Zone of Truth', says Krunch. 'Well, don't tell him that, magic is mostly showmanship anyways. Okay, gnome, you're now in […]

Cross-classing in to Pacifist

Thursday, March 7th, 2019

The duergar have been fighting the gnomes in this enclave for flimsy reasons, and although we've managed to calm the situation somewhat, tensions are high. Trying to deal with the duergar boss isn't helping matters either, as he is being pretty obstinate. As we leave the duergar quarter, to negotiate with the gnomes, we spy […]

Maybe a Silent Image Would Help

Thursday, February 21st, 2019

Our barbarian has been poisoned, which is causing him some consternation, not least of which because 'we don't even know how the poison has been administered', making it difficult to avoid repeated doses. 'Up the bumhole, I imagine.' 'I think I would have noticed that.' 'I'm not saying that's what happened, I am just imagining […]