Archive for April, 2009

Clueless

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

We face a dilemma like nothing we've encountered before. We have fought dragons, nearly thrown ourselves at gelatinous cubes, and almost killed each other several times, but now it is serious. The brains of our party are either sitting in the GM's chair or absent, how are we to make any progress! It may sound […]

Extreme Mining in Wintergrasp

Monday, April 20th, 2009

I am loitering in Dalaran waiting for the portal to be opened to Lake Wintergrasp, in a full raid of people eager to assault the fortress and displace the Horde defenders. Getting a little impatient, and wondering if I could grab some ore from Wintergrasp before the battle begins, I ride to Krasus's Landing and […]

Can You Be More Specific?

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

We have hijacked Adam West's Batmobile and Henry Rollins's Humvee and are chasing after a van driven by our arch-enemies The Foot, who have a kidnapped Kate Beckinsale with them. With deft driving of the Batmobile by Casey, some acrobatics in and out of the van by the turtles, and an unfortunate ditching of the […]

Sapphire, Ambassador of the Alliance

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Despite being of draenei ancestry I find there are benefits to have been brought to Azeroth. Whilst our Elekk mounts are big and powerful creatures they are not as elegant as I would like, so it was exciting to see that the night elves nearby had trained sabre cats as mounts. I moved on from […]

Honest Scrap Meme

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

I've been hit by the meme stick, Mr Smackendahed, of Random Ogre Thoughts, granting this site the Honest Scrap award. It might not sound like much but it's being offered by an ogre, so I had better jolly well accept it, and graciously. I suppose it was only a matter of time before my brilliance […]

Hassling the Hoff

Thursday, April 9th, 2009

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are being thrown a lavish party in a Hollywood mansion, for some heroic deed or other. There are celebrities everywhere, enjoying the caviar pizza and making themselves noticed. It all looks like a typical party until a shout of 'get them!', whereupon the servants all shed their uniforms and whip […]

I Hereby Order You to Cease Any and All Supernatural Activity

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

We have fought our way to the depths of the Keep on the Shadowfell, taking care to map as we go lest we forfeit our payment due, and finally the portal to hell is revealed to us. With Iago's falling in to a pool of blood announcing our arrival the cultist leader and cleric of […]

Maybe he was Thinking of the Draconic Alphabet

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

It seems like time slowed significantly, taking us months to move through the doors from the previous fight with the undead to this new room, but we finally make it through the temporal quagmire. In the new room is a gaping hole down which blood is trickling. The blood is flowing from an altar ahead […]

Place Your Bets!

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

Considering that it has been 10 weeks since we last managed a full session, will everyone be available for the main D&D campaign this evening? It's looking hopeful!