We face a dilemma like nothing we’ve encountered before. We have fought dragons, nearly thrown ourselves at gelatinous cubes, and almost killed each other several times, but now it is serious. The brains of our party are either sitting in the GM’s chair or absent, how are we to make any progress!
It may [...]
I am loitering in Dalaran waiting for the portal to be opened to Lake Wintergrasp, in a full raid of people eager to assault the fortress and displace the Horde defenders. Getting a little impatient, and wondering if I could grab some ore from Wintergrasp before the battle begins, I ride to Krasus’s Landing [...]
We have hijacked Adam West’s Batmobile and Henry Rollins’s Humvee and are chasing after a van driven by our arch-enemies The Foot, who have a kidnapped Kate Beckinsale with them. With deft driving of the Batmobile by Casey, some acrobatics in and out of the van by the turtles, and an unfortunate ditching of [...]
Despite being of draenei ancestry I find there are benefits to have been brought to Azeroth. Whilst our Elekk mounts are big and powerful creatures they are not as elegant as I would like, so it was exciting to see that the night elves nearby had trained sabre cats as mounts. I moved [...]
I’ve been hit by the meme stick, Mr Smackendahed, of Random Ogre Thoughts, granting this site the Honest Scrap award. It might not sound like much but it’s being offered by an ogre, so I had better jolly well accept it, and graciously.
I suppose it was only a matter of time before my brilliance [...]
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are being thrown a lavish party in a Hollywood mansion, for some heroic deed or other. There are celebrities everywhere, enjoying the caviar pizza and making themselves noticed. It all looks like a typical party until a shout of ‘get them!’, whereupon the servants all shed their uniforms [...]