Archive for the 'Achtung! Cthulhu' Category

It's Like You Weren't Listening

Thursday, January 11th, 2018

The Nazis interested in Atlantian artefacts have been tracked heading to Greenland, and we are to follow and, hopefully, intercept them before they achieve their goals. As we prepare for our journey, the question arises as to whether we take any of our recovered artefacts with us. It's not an obvious question. Leaving them behind […]

I am a God

Wednesday, December 13th, 2017

'We suspect that the Nazis are currently looking for the Bifrost, which is supposed to be able to open a portal between two points in space.' 'Is that all? I can do that. Isn't a door just a portal between two points in space? I can open them, no problem.'

Atlantis Belongs in a Museum

Wednesday, December 13th, 2017

Back in Blighty, we are invited to join Section M, who have been tracking the mysterious artefacts that have been cropping up. It seems they are connected to a certain lost country, one that it seems that the Nazis are keen to find. We have to catch up with their expeditionary party, find out what […]

He's Probably Had Worse

Wednesday, December 6th, 2017

We find one of the expedition members, missing for months, and it appears he is by himself, mostly because it looks like he's slaughtered the rest of the expedition. Unsurprisingly, he wants to continue spilling blood, and brandishes a large, ceremonial dagger. 'I pull out my revolver, and aim to wound him.' 'He's lunging at […]

But I Could Get Used to It

Thursday, November 30th, 2017

'Don't forget to tick your skill for a successful check, sir.' 'You don't need to call me 'sir' all the time. That's a bit weird.' 'I'm just trying to stay in character, sir.' '...whilst talking about my character sheet? It's an interesting choice.'

I Don't Remember That Being on the Dial

Thursday, November 16th, 2017

'As you continue through the forest, looking for a suitable place to camp for the night, you begin to realise that the sun has been almost setting for the past hour.' 'That is rum. I check my watch.' 'It says its about sunset-time.' 'That's even more messed up.'

The Amount of Normal is Freaking Me Out

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

'You go to sleep normally, you wake up normally, and you have breakfast normally. In fact, everything seems particularly normal, except—' 'Particularly normal? What's peculiar is just how damned normal everything is!'

It's a Colourful Language Out of Space

Wednesday, November 1st, 2017

Whilst exploring some ruins, looking for traces of an expedition that went missing some months ago, we encounter an ageing witch doctor tailing us. We confront him, and he turns out to be mostly friendly. He tells us that the expedition had indeed come this way, and left. That's a starting point. After buying a […]

We've Narrowed it Down to the Western Hemisphere

Thursday, October 26th, 2017

'You're all in Peru.' 'Ah, I had intended to do some research on the area.' 'It's in South America.' 'Yep, that's about all I know.' 'It's in north-west South America.' '...which is it?' 'Definitely not East America.'

It Could Be the End of the World as We Know it

Thursday, June 30th, 2016

The artefact we find in the dream world returns with us when we awake. Good, the second one is ours. As we return to Cairo by train, Tobias takes some time to analyse the artefact. Tobias looks like he understands what the artefact is, and manages to activate it. Unfortunately, doing so causes a small, […]