Slain by Elf

'I quaff a potion of Heroism! '...not that I need it, you understand.'

Something has been stolen from me, and I intend to find out who has it. My suspicions lie with our rogue, so I turn to him and 'I cast Zone of Truth!' 'You don't have Zone of Truth', says Krunch. 'Well, don't tell him that, magic is mostly showmanship anyways. Okay, gnome, you're now in […]

The duergar have been fighting the gnomes in this enclave for flimsy reasons, and although we've managed to calm the situation somewhat, tensions are high. Trying to deal with the duergar boss isn't helping matters either, as he is being pretty obstinate. As we leave the duergar quarter, to negotiate with the gnomes, we spy […]

Our barbarian has been poisoned, which is causing him some consternation, not least of which because 'we don't even know how the poison has been administered', making it difficult to avoid repeated doses. 'Up the bumhole, I imagine.' 'I think I would have noticed that.' 'I'm not saying that's what happened, I am just imagining […]

The party splits up, heading in two directions to two different cities, desperate to not just be sent right back in to the Underdark just because someone thinks it would be a dramatic turn. But, of course, this has been considered. A crow lands on a post ahead of the two of us who chose […]

We finally make it out of the Underdark, with each of us swearing never to reenter that place, mostly because the GM has a good third of the adventure to go. Until the inevitable rails hit us, we head to the nearest inn to rest and recuperate. We follow signs of civilisation until we reach […]

'Are they wiggling in an aggressive way?' – Krunch, our fearless barbarian.

After the rockfall, we appear to be trapped. Exploring this way and that finds slimes and what-not, but no exit, beyond water beginning to pour through a widening crack in the rock ceiling at one dead end. But in one direction is an area of worked rock, with rooms up a staircase. The only problem, […]

We are escaping a Drow compound, and have come to a vast chasm, across which stretches webbing, as far as can be seen. As we ponder our options, a couple of goblins appear and, once I convince my colleagues not to just slaughter them, the goblins offer to guide us across the webs to the […]