Well, You Heard Him, GM

Thursday, July 20th, 2017

Thinking we're doing well to bypass a swathe of guards by using dimension door and fly spells gets turned around when previously unspotted pteradons start swooping down on us. At least they're being ridden, and our monk is still flying. The monk starts flying between the pteradons, and rather than fight the riders directly he […]

Just the Boring Part

Monday, June 12th, 2017

'I'm pretty sure unattended objects catch fire if they can.' '...really? Neat. I'm going to drop my axe and wait for the fireworks!' 'I think you missed part of the conversation.'

But Take Out the Colon

Monday, June 5th, 2017

'You could write a note in Dwarven, maybe using Pasha's blood.' 'Or a novel perhaps.' 'An epic novel, in three volumes, plus appendices.' 'Just the one appendix, I would think.'

I Don't Know Enough About Mining To Dispute It

Thursday, June 1st, 2017

Whilst we're in the mine, Pasha wants to take advantage of the opportunity it presents. 'Can I take 20 to search the rock face for gems?' 'Okay, you can take 20 to find them, but how will you take them?' 'I'm taking 20.' 'And that helps by...?' '...finding the ones that are ready to fall […]

The Mechanics are Almost Identical

Thursday, May 11th, 2017

'I command my Axebeak to jump off the ledge and attack the Fire Giant!' 'Does your Axebeak have a fly speed?' 'It has a falling speed, if that helps.'

Monkey and the Monk

Thursday, April 20th, 2017

A guard appears on the ledge above us, some forty feet up. That poses a bit of a quandary for us, particularly as our baboon carrying a rope has disappeared. We have to quickly work out how to get enough of us up to the ledge before the guard can raise the alarm. Pasha can […]

It All Seems a Bit Unfair

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

We need to sneak our way through the underground city, rather than face countless guards and bring down the wrath of an army on us. Sounds reasonable. As we hear a patrol ahead of us in a corridor, we duck behind the nearest door, hoping that the room beyond will be less dangerous. We find […]

Right Through You

Thursday, February 16th, 2017

After a bit of a spat outside the entrance to the underground dwarven city, the inside seems a bit quiet. Eerily quiet, given that one particularly cowardly fellow decided he'd rather head inside than fight us. Maybe he's just cowering in a corner somewhere, unwilling to make a sound. It seems unlikely that he'd rustle […]

If Only Wizards Were Proficient in Wisdom Saving Throws

Thursday, February 2nd, 2017

In our first encounter against this cleric, she cast Hold Person against Pasha. Pasha then failed his saving throw every round until we were forced, from being unconscious and bleeding quite heavily, to surrender. We encounter the cleric again, and again she casts Hold Person on Pasha. Pasha fails his saving throw again, and again, […]

They're More Resilient Than I Thought

Tuesday, January 10th, 2017

Our third expedition in to the encampment goes better than planned. We had hoped to charge in, find Pasha and Nerrick's gear, and rush out again, as unharmed as possible. Naturally, we end up fighting the whole camp, but, thanks to some good coordination, we are victorious. We even find most of our gear. We […]