The Benefits of a Classical Education

Tuesday, January 10th, 2017

'My spell is still in effect. I'm inethereal.' '...corporeal?' 'I prefer 'inethereal'.'

Well, I Have Nothing to Say

Thursday, January 5th, 2017

Rescuing Nerrick and Pasha mostly worked, but they were inconveniently stripped off all their stuff whilst captured. The fiends! Gone are Nerrick's armour and magic weapons, gone is Pasha's spellbook. Do we need them? Well, maybe. We formulate a plan to go back and get them. The plan is to run in to the encampment, […]

I Couldn't See That I Was Blindfolded

Thursday, December 1st, 2016

Pasha, Nerrick and Herbivore have been captured. This aggression will not stand. Thankfully, a couple of ally scouts have been sent to find out what we're up to, and are willing to help rescue my colleagues. An enemy scout, killed in the earlier melee, is dug out of the snow and his uniform taken, which, […]

Give Pasha a Hand

Thursday, November 17th, 2016

A decrepit door is nearly our downfall, as our dexterity-based party is nearly turned around when pushing with all our might does nothing. Only by happening to pull a strong creature out of Pasha's Bag of Tricks do we get past this obstinate obstacle. Inside the ancient tower we find the resting place of the […]

Glass Half-full of a Water God

Thursday, October 13th, 2016

We vanquish a necromancer who made his home inside some barrows and was using the reanimated corpses of a nearby ex-village as labour. Barely has his cold body hit the floor when a phantom of dark swirling mist rises up from the Necromancer's corpse and addresses us. 'My Lord, Ehalazuhn, wishes to recognise your great […]

But it is Probably an Apt Metaphor

Thursday, October 6th, 2016

'There is a lantern ahead, a couple of miles away.' 'We shall go to investigate the latern.' 'So you're heading towards the light.' 'Stop making it sound so ominous.'

But Might Have Got More Hits Too

Thursday, September 15th, 2016

Have we found everything of value? How can we know, until someone casts Detect Magic? Pasha goes above and beyond the call of duty, not only casting the spell but making sonar noises as he searches for magic, 'Bing! Bing! Bing!', until I throw his pencil out of the room. We find a couple of […]

The Concept Remains Unclear

Thursday, September 8th, 2016

Our dwarf companion lives from the previous encounter, and we press on with the excellent idea of rescuing all the dwarf slaves in the mine. We reach what looks like the main rock face, where a couple of dozen chained dwarves toil, watched over by Bugbears. We find ourselves facing more Bugbears than there are […]

Dwarven Domino Effect

Thursday, September 8th, 2016

Collapsing a mine to halt production of an army's weapons is a fine plan, but having to make sure all of the dwarven slaves get out first is health and safety gone mad. There is a glimmer of hope that things can be made easier, though, when our dwarf ally and guide drops from a […]

Leave No Man Behind, Just the Cabin Boy

Thursday, August 18th, 2016

We have a ship! We also have a crew. This leads to squabbling over who should be captain, which takes most of the day. Eventually, seeing the crew standing around in stunned disbelief, I simply shout out something that sounds captainy. 'Ready for sail!' 'Hey, who made you captain?' 'No one, but maybe you'd like […]


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