Slain by Elf

'That is an Ice Gun.' 'Neat. What does it do?' 'Exactly what its name suggests.' 'So it's a gun made out of ice?' '... okay, it's not exactly what its name suggests.'

We have infiltrated Copperdell, a mining town for Borat that has convicts for workers. It recently underwent a revolution, for some reasons that are known and other reasons that we are uncovering. Our main mission is to bring peace to the town and not have the general resort to sending in the military to subdue […]

'Who's that?' 'That's the Maladorian peace envoy.' 'What's he doing here?' 'You may well ask that.' '... what's he doing here?'

The Consortium was asking for volunteers to kill some Blood Elves, so my warrior, Tiger, was rounded up with some characters from a friendly guild and we headed off to the Botanica. When we got there, one character piped up, 'Tiger, you've got your hands full tonight, as you have three aggro stealers with you!' […]

Tumblers, fire-breathers, all the thrills of an acrobatic troupe about to kick your arse! This is high-theatre, and we have font-row seats. We quickly move back a few rows to avoid the initial rush and allow us time to compose ourselves a bit better. Dexter and George, our two able fighters, set themselves at the […]

Our rummage around the dressing rooms back-stage produce some sweet meats next to a bottle of what we know to be the poison when ingested in sufficient quantites. It's quite damning evidence, damning and obvious enough to be framing someone for the crime, but it's the best clue we have so far and so we […]

Our murder investigation leads us on to ask questions of a diplomatic envoy, a general of his native city, who was with the councillor the previous night. The pair were heard by the councillor's butler to have been in a heated argument together, which was worthy of investigation, if only to exclude him from being […]

Our investigations in to the brutal killing of the councillor begin at his home, where his body was found dead in his bed, his throat ripped out. It looks like some kind of beast bit the councillor's throat out violently. A keen search of the room also shows some claw marks leading from the bed […]

After our battle with the pirates we spend a restful couple of weeks in the city, taking each day as it comes. Ann-See wonders if during this quiet time she finds out anything when she returns to her day job at the baths. 'You didn't tell me you were going back to your job', says […]

The hydra appears from the marshy waters, there are pirates aplenty, and the crows flying around are mostly ignored for the sake of simplicity. We are in the heat of battle! Ann-See is desperate to disengage from the blacksmith and his two hounds to help against the vicious hydra that is gouging deep wounds in […]