Taking it Like a Queen

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

I am the tyranid queen. What an honour, what a privilege. But with great power comes great responsibility, so when Brother Lucius decides to shoot me I have to remind myself of who I really am and stop myself from dodging. Maybe I can go further than making myself a stationary target. The tyranid queen […]

To Know Your Enemy, You Must Become Your Enemy

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

The damned tyranid queen won't stand still. I can't get a solid hit on the xenos scum unless I can dedicate a full round to attacking with my force sword, as it will simply dodge my attempts otherwise. I have to resort to my Avenger psychic power, engulfing the queen with flames instead. Of course, […]

One of us isn't Thinking Hard Enough

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

The space hulk continues to shake and shudder around us. As we make our way towards what we hope is a way off the hulk we see tyranids and genestealers in the near-distance, but none of them bothering us as they too are panicked by the massive disturbance of the hulk. Hell, if tyranids and […]

Take it Like a Space Marine

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

The space hulk rumbles and shakes ominously, almost as if the whole structure is under the influence of a massive gravity well. Time is perhaps more of the essence than before, and we hustle down corridors looking for a ship suitable to get us clear of the hulk. Such speed carries its risks, like running […]

Dealing with Clorr Gone Rogue

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Death Cult Assassin Clorr has gone rogue. She's probably been dominated by Interrogator Thirl, but who can tell? Clorr's all over Brother Lucian, trying to stab him with her power stilettos, but on missing backflips away and turns her attention to me. Oh yeah, time to melee. This is why I have my force sword. […]

Goths are Naturally Drawn to Black Light

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Still looking for a way off the Mortis Thule, we are heading towards the Eye of the Inquisition that Brother Lucius recognised on an internal scan of the hulk. As we work our way up the corridor, we feel we're being followed. Rather than directly confront our stalker, we drop a couple of hopper mines […]

Weld, Cut, What's the Difference?

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

In a bizarre coincidence, the bridge electronics flare up, despite a lack of power, and overloads. This surge of power and noise triggers safety mechanisms, slamming the bridge door shut and bringing down a blast shield, ensuring that anyone on the bridge has no way to escape, as a swelling of psychic energy manifests, threatening […]

But a Futuristic Space Handle

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

We reach the bridge of the imperial cruiser. Well, technically, we reach the door of the bridge, which stays resolutely closed when we approach it. 'I'm guessing they won't open automatically and we'll have to look for the manual override', says Lucien. 'Manual override?' 'Yes. Didn't we do this before, where we couldn't open a […]

Walking Out

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

The Techpriest gives us directions to the bridge of the ship. He hasn't had any luck getting the sensors back on-line since they became incorporated in to the space hulk, but we'd like to give it a shot. His instructions are pretty simple, given that most corridors head in the same direction. 'I suppose if […]

More of a Smothering

Thursday, February 6th, 2014

The space hulk shudders and subsonic vibrations are felt resonating through the entire structure. It seems the Mortis Thule is about to enter the warp again. We haven't been able to find a way off the hulk, but we have found a working Gellar field to help keep us safe whilst we are in warp. […]


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